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Teacher: Today class we will be reviewing adding

Billie: YAY!

Teacher: What is two plus two? *looks for hands* John?

John: A fish

Teacher: No, 4! What’s one plus 1?

John: It’s a train track!

Teacher: No, it’s 2! Why didn’t you learn this?

John: I did! If you put two 2’s together it makes a fish.

Teacher: *tries* Oh, you’re write!

John: Oh and you’re 5x 12 years old!

Teacher: *counts* And you know what you are?

John: Yup, your best student!